Holy hell I knew it, just KNEW that it was going to be Baby Beach. Almost drowned there myself maybe six years ago, and I am a reasonably strong swimmer. The cross-currents at that beach are a death-trap, and the drownings are severely under-reported for tourism purposes.

Kate Moss, guessing nobody is even close.

Fucking fantastic.

Have to believe he was brought there until entirely false pretenses, can't really blame him for having the shits of the organization.

Or just go to theeroticreview.com and fulfill ALL your fantasies. Just sayin',

Sarah Jessica gets royalties each time the video is played?

"This process will claim NFL RedZone, too. That channel already teaches us things we never would have learned about the NFL, including things about itself."

" but don't worry, it's anti-rape so you can listen to it with a clean conscience and your friends at Jezebel won't get all pissed off (probably)".

If Parker was white he would have been fired. That makes ESPN as a whole racist. Or chickenshit. Or perhaps racist chickenshit.

"People terrified of hostile aliens would stock up on guns and ammo and shutter their homes to protect themselves"

(sulks)

Oh hell ya.....you never fingered a women's pussy while eating out her ass? Massive, damn near violent orgasms ensue. Every. Fucking. Time. That girl will do ANYTHING you want after doing that for her....

Making a women cum during analingus is the absolute best.

Somebody got paid to come up with this bullshit. It just makes me fucking crazy.

In a fair world, each of their prison rapes would be live-blogged.

+1 infinity

Every fucking one of you belived Bush ignored NOLA because he is white. uhm....that's racism.

Look if I could do one fucking thing over again, I wouldn't go to college in central fucking Pennsylvania. You have a geographic choice. Go someplace warm (hint: the average temp in Syracuse is -70 in August) with lots of scantily clad beautiful girls walking about. Or go to Europe, the further south the better.

"affect". Because I am a dick to everybody.

Mike who?