My 1st thought as well.

This is my elementary school aged son right now. I am powerless to stop him from becoming this guy and it gives me great grief. His older brother is a bad ass but somehow that doesn't offset.....

Over under on Hope Solo's marriage is three weeks. Which way ya going?

More blatantly racist - Jemele or Stephen A?

Collapsable poles are being installed courtside at all NBA arenas so that cheerleaders can maintain three points of contact during routines.

That was brilliant. +1

I fucking hate, HATE, saying anything nice to Drew but this shit was funny.

Fabulous. +1

Also lost to Cleveland: water's ability to suppress fire.

Bravo.

Same thing I would do if I was not at her death bed and she asked: spare her the pain.

The abridged version of the story simply reads "Beljan waffled and toasted victory".

Uhm....yep, knew that already.

Remember when not-so-thinly-veiled racism was used to blast Bush for his Katrina response, you know "doesn't care about blacl/poor people"? What do those people do now that Obama was equally as stupid in New York?

Damn you to hell for going there first....

+1

"Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along"

Nothing to see here folks, keep moving along.

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Wow. LSU with an afternoon/early evening double header against Texas A&M and then Mississippi State! May I play a parlay, they lose the first and win the second? Maybe an exotic, total LSU points both games combined and I take the "over 57"?