"I like to watch tall, statuesque athletic Russian women in short skirts bend over, bounce around and grunt like they are having orgasms. Will I look out of place wearing a raincoat?"

"Impressive".

Matt Damon knows the proper use. How ya like dem apples?

Sage.

"scrape".

@beansandbimbos

OK so totally unrelated to the story......my old, trusty and faithful 2000 Volvo S70 (200K miles, bless her engine) took a lightening strike outside of Gettysburg this month and USAA told me yesterday she is a total loss. This car was our "runner" and came up only two years shy of being our older son's first ride as…

Why do you refer to this poor man's corps when he clearly survived the incident?

This guy is Pee Wee Herman in 30 years.

Just can't think of any precedent for trades of this magnitude this late in a season. And ya, I like how the Sox come out in this deal. They clearly needed to clean house to change their culture and to do so while gaining great prospects is a major win.

Rex Ryan just got half a woody.

Its going to be a letter predicting that people will be using "the internet" on devices called "computers" to "livestream" the opening of the letter and it will be signed "DOH!".

This one is too easy. Three words: USC cheerleading practice.

Just not ready to form a noose for this guy yet. This just feels more media-than-fact driven for now in that the known evidence doesn't justify the "horrifying" headlines. Always a little disappointing when Deadspin trades integrity for being in front of a story.

How long would Howard Cosell's career have lasted had social media existed, and what might his last catastrophic tweat have looked like?

Nice of you to "shear" your comment.

My go-kart from 35 years ago. YEAH BABY! er........JEAH BABY!

I'm with ya, Shin. Questions would be whether prescribed by actual doctor and whether prescribed at all. Continuing my assumptions, I assume you can't walk into CVS and purchase a vial of testo to self administer, That said, even a conservative like myself wouldn't be deporting the guy for this I will wait for the…

Just me, or Suzy Kolber this evening looks like she was walked out of a bar scene in Officer and a Gentleman and into Bristol HQ? Some serious fuck-me hair going on.

Are the PEDs themselves illegal to possess and use? If so then most certainly a law was broken, most likely a federal law. And the feds don't deport anybody, so all is cool.