A Crosstour that has let itself go to the point that it decides “Fuck it! I’m eating the whole bucket of chicken!” on the regular. The Model X is a lot bigger and bloated in person than it looks in photos.

I impress my date with my six-figure car and the tip I leave the valet.

Right. First your argument is that someone will have to park it on the street and have it vandalized, now private parking isn’t available? Sorry man, stop being contrarian. I don’t know when the last time you visited a city was, but there are parking places everywhere. They may charge you a fortune for it, but that…

Most people who buy six figure cars want to be noticed, want the car to be special. This is why the exotic brands care more about their exclusivity and appearance than the technical and performance desires of gearheads.

Also such people can usually afford to park in garages in cities too. People of much lesser means…

The biggest issue I have every time I see it, besides it being a giant mutant British cab, is trying to figure out which parts bin the taillight assembly was robbed to get those things on there.

I hate to say it because it’s such a loaded term but they’re really Pontiac Aztec looking more than anything else.

during the hearing no reasons were given for why the cars were impounded, and no reason was given for why they were now released.

Yeah it was. It still is, except to grumpy ferrari fans like yourself.

I don’t see why we can’t have both? Because I’m not quitting obscure Beetle taillight research.

Airflow can keep an engine fire contained to a point... land and stop, and you’re suddenly roasting the underside of the wing tanks.

When did Ferrari start making plane engines ?

I drove (pretty far) behind a Lincoln Navigator with only DRLs last night on I-80 through northeastern PA for probably 30-40 miles. No amount of semi-trucks or other cars flashing high beams at them got the message across.

With a Tiki theme!

Why not an electric supercharged ute/pickup conversion rock crawler capable of hauling a snowmobile built by disabled veterans.

and raced at the local track after dropping off the snowmobile for it’s racing, then back to pick it up at end of day

Why not a ute/pickup conversion rock crawler capable of hauling a snowmobile built by disabled veteransveterans.

Global warming, don’t ya know.

What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?

There are several legitimately great ideas in here. I had to go with the shady mod testbed, though. The thought of watching this car being subjected to all manner of shitty-ass modifications was too much to pass up. I only hope that the guy who suggested it is heavily insured.

I was ready to vote for either the off-road or dune-buggy builds provided they’d build it with an exocage (Which is the coolest thing in the world on any car), then came #8. Is it even a competition any more?