I usually begin with an articulate ‘jesus christ you motherfucker’ and then proceed to imagine throwing them off a moving train.

context: I haven’t read the nytimes article, just this one.

sending thoughts and prayers

um, I mean, both genders use self deprecation relentlessly and to the same end? just sayin’

You had me at

It amazes me how much innate kindness/understanding/compassion/intelligence we grant people in the narrative of humanity.

there is really nothing in the world like reading the exclamations of drunk bleacher people bitching, moaning, and shitting on new technology.

There are things I love and things not so much:

OH NO, I’ve got this one by a country mile.

‘Fuckmaester Frued’

I’m just going to say that these recaps are part of what makes the show for me

IS THAT FUCKING CHARLIE SHEEN?

very well played

i think you’re neglecting to mention that generally speaking, *people* are assholes, and that white comedians do not own the genre by a long shot.

I think celebrities prolly pushed and cajoled to touch, hug, kiss and generally be in contact with strangers all the time, and it just looks like ol’ Jer is asserting his right to some of his own space.

Edward Scissorhands

shia. lebouf. that is all.

he’s a dipshit before, during and after anything is done. he’s a dipshit on the way to the show, at the concert, and all the way home, throwing up in the backseat.

chucklefucks

the best title I’ve seen on a Jezebel article, ever.