[edit] they are still all twelve

Aloha, you orange turd.

do not understand this kind of bravery.

It will be 1000x better without him. He’ll have to tweet from the outside, which will make it all the better.

the guy who embodies Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and a non-tomato president can do what he wants.

I don’t think I’ve ever really _known_ how much money I have. As a child, I had no real concept of money or what it was worth, and couldn’t objectively tell you that I was ‘well off’. My version of things being bad was not having the latest toy quickly enough, and it wasn’t until I was a teenager that I understood I…

just in time for valentines day!

*stars*

right now, there is a slide deck titled ‘destruction of earth’ being presented on a planet far, far, away. Her face is on slide 3

this should have broken the star meter

They are wholesale morons. I mean, I would be concerned about them operating their own visa card, so expecting them to have knowledge about a historical figure is like expecting my dog to make me quiche.

I really appreciate that they had they had the mercy to announce, ahead of time, when this would end.

My lord, she is so...terrible. Its like Joseph Gerbils became a tranny and moved to Orlando.

I guess he’ll have plenty of women grabbing his attention

its a trap! no its not, that was beautiful.

Alan Rickman! #FFFS. That’s ‘for fucks fucks sake’.

Someone posted something about ‘a million voices crying out at once’. this literally made me cry out loud.

this is some hunger games shit - childhood idols edition.

FFS watch The Night Of. I’m not going to sell it any more than that. Just fucking watch it, ok?

oh god, I’m going reap the whirlwind here, but...I mean, having opinions disregarded is a universal experience? I’m a while male and I’ve been told to stfu on numerous occasions, in a professional setting.