I doing read the article, but I did read the title.

Can’t speak for those other options - but in 5+ years I’ve never had a single fee for _anything_, get customer service that answers the phone in moments, and really badass budget/savings tools that have slowly but surely trained my reptilian financial brain to handle my money with something resembling maturity.  Plus…

use Simple. just, I mean...just get a Simple checking account. That’s it.

I bestow upon you a thousand million billion martian stars

as a middle aged-man, this would be the first entire career/life of a famous person that has passed me by without knowing who-the-f Demi Lavato is, though I confess I have heard the name several times. 

I feel like those who are comfortable ending someone’s career for some objectively shitty jokes they made on social media 10 years ago are:

this doesn’t sound _at all_ personal.  

disclaimer: I’m white. grew up in the whitest white part of whitesville (Connecticut).

right? so he built a miniature submarine and it got there hours after they were rescued? Musk has worn my patience with his ‘innovation by declaration’ schtick, but I think this is just pretty awesome?

right? so he built a miniature submarine and it got there hours after they were rescued? Musk has worn my patience with his ‘innovation by declaration’ schtick, but I think this is just pretty awesome?

also tho I’m 44 and just started skating again last year, and can I just say it neither feels desperate or cringeworthy, it just feels awesome and fun. 

as someone who literally grew up on a skateboard and spent nearly every waking minute of my teenage life on one, thank you. every goddamn time I see one of these pass by me I want to shove them in front of a train. 

Since the feel-good Suri piece obviously sets out to show support for a a young girl using her mini-celebrity for good, and (properly) distinguishes her narrative from that of her lineage - that is, the article is trying to be nice to Suri, right? So, if you’re trying to be nice, nice/supportive/’awesome job Suri suppo…

convinced investors and banks to loan her money for a Soho House-like start-up that never materialized

you my friend...you...you’re good.

anyone could have, because this is life now.

TAKE THIER PENISIS BEFORE THEY TALK AGAIN! RAAAAWWARRRARRRRRRR

I am pretty confident that in the future, expressions of anger will be outlawed.

Let me preface my little rant by saying I can’t fucking understand how she can defend C.K. in any way whatsoever. Forcing people to watch you masturbate is just sexual assault, and being funny doesn’t mean shit if you can’t _not_ force people to watch you jerk off. But she’s not?

sounds like this might work! We’re in a Brooklyn sized apt with two labs - fur is an ecological hazard, but I’ve hesitated to grab one of these for concerns that it would sputter and fail after the first go round.

sounds like this might work! We’re in a Brooklyn sized apt with two labs - fur is an ecological hazard, but I’ve…