There are things I love and things not so much:

OH NO, I’ve got this one by a country mile.

‘Fuckmaester Frued’

I’m just going to say that these recaps are part of what makes the show for me

IS THAT FUCKING CHARLIE SHEEN?

very well played

i think you’re neglecting to mention that generally speaking, *people* are assholes, and that white comedians do not own the genre by a long shot.

I think celebrities prolly pushed and cajoled to touch, hug, kiss and generally be in contact with strangers all the time, and it just looks like ol’ Jer is asserting his right to some of his own space.

shia. lebouf. that is all.

he’s a dipshit before, during and after anything is done. he’s a dipshit on the way to the show, at the concert, and all the way home, throwing up in the backseat.

chucklefucks

the best title I’ve seen on a Jezebel article, ever.

James Comey wants to go public with the outer layer of the inside of his ass.

there aren’t enough stars in the sky

[edit] they are still all twelve

Aloha, you orange turd.

do not understand this kind of bravery.

It will be 1000x better without him. He’ll have to tweet from the outside, which will make it all the better.

the guy who embodies Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and a non-tomato president can do what he wants.

I don’t think I’ve ever really _known_ how much money I have. As a child, I had no real concept of money or what it was worth, and couldn’t objectively tell you that I was ‘well off’. My version of things being bad was not having the latest toy quickly enough, and it wasn’t until I was a teenager that I understood I…