just in time for valentines day!

*stars*

right now, there is a slide deck titled ‘destruction of earth’ being presented on a planet far, far, away. Her face is on slide 3

this should have broken the star meter

They are wholesale morons. I mean, I would be concerned about them operating their own visa card, so expecting them to have knowledge about a historical figure is like expecting my dog to make me quiche.

I really appreciate that they had they had the mercy to announce, ahead of time, when this would end.

My lord, she is so...terrible. Its like Joseph Gerbils became a tranny and moved to Orlando.

I guess he’ll have plenty of women grabbing his attention

its a trap! no its not, that was beautiful.

Alan Rickman! #FFFS. That’s ‘for fucks fucks sake’.

Someone posted something about ‘a million voices crying out at once’. this literally made me cry out loud.

this is some hunger games shit - childhood idols edition.

FFS watch The Night Of. I’m not going to sell it any more than that. Just fucking watch it, ok?

oh god, I’m going reap the whirlwind here, but...I mean, having opinions disregarded is a universal experience? I’m a while male and I’ve been told to stfu on numerous occasions, in a professional setting.

There is an article in the margin about an asteroid hitting the ocean and I’m like ‘I hope?’

DON’T FUCKING SAY THAT. 2016 is a fucking monste...

Bob Dylan can do whatever he wants. His music is the reason we’re all still here after every shitty thing that’s ever happened to us. You’re IKEA awards ceremony is the stuff of sellouts and those with only $10.

don’t feel anything. Focus on clearing space in the basement for water bottles and canned food.

I thought this is why we all voted for Trump? Keep your campaign promises Lena!

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