How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

Ketchup on hotdogs is an abomination!

You tell 'em, Betty Touretty ...

This ass-maggot is a mouth-breathing Trump type - she's not worth the effort.

“makes zero sense.”

Just because you say those things are unbelievable doesn’t mean they are.

The charges in this case are clearly excessive, but that’s not my issue.

It was the sort of thing a high school kid might do without thinking of the potential consequences, which is to say the sort of thing a high school kid should be doing.

Now we know what happened to Trevor after he left the Trailer Park.

Or positioned himself for the most prestigious job in all of football. You know, either or.

Maybe he just left his shirt in the dryer too long. EZEKIEL ELLIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY, DROPS TO SECOND ROUND.

I actually think it was a great trade. Excatly what Nashville needed and I think Seth Jones is a year or two away from being a star. I hated to see him leave.

Hey at least Johansen is playing well!

Try putting some wings on your bird...

Tucked in thumb means I put the extra effort into this obscenity to make it streamlined. Kids these days and their work ethic, I tell ya’.

I actually find it really uncomfortable to leave my thumb up.

It’s hipster organic, *artisanal* profanity that way.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

In China people stab each other. And the stabees rarely ever die.

well stats prove that a death would have been less likely in the absence of the gun. but don’t let that NRA talking point burn up without a fight. stupid fucking shitwad.