And you’re being willfully obtuse. It’s much easier to kill someone, or a whole bunch of someones, with a gun than any of the things you list.

Red Wings fans have a tradition of throwing octopuses onto the ice, as the creature with eight arms used to represent the number of victories required to earn the Stanley Cup.

Detroit really needs to stop making octopus something you can buy with food stamps.

I was fortunate enough to escape New Orleans about 12 hours before Hurricane Katrina made landfall in 2005. The drive on I-10 to Houston, normally 5 or 6 hours, took us 12. When we arrived, exhausted and scared, we looked around. Then we decided to drive another 8 hours to reach Austin.

Remember the interview when Seve four putted in 1989?

A sight so uncommon, seeing it broke Beverly’s eyes.

Made late night grilled cheese with leftover pimento cheese. Mama mia.

How about potato with butthole lips...I even have a picture.

This still doesn’t make baseball interesting.

Thinthinatti.

my call is definitely ball!

Does the trump campaign know that you’re using their slogan?

No ifs, ands, or buts. That’s a nut.

You can see his hanging chad.

A vote for the scrote is a vote for hope!

Totes Mascrotes.

SCROTE SQUAD!

I do. And yet the urge to climb a street light or get arrested still eludes me.

For real. Edmonton deserve to see decent hockey at least once a year!

As someone who actively avoids her neighbours (both now and when I was in a dorm) my reaction to the idea of ‘YAY community living’ is