You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

Later on in the tape Troy Smith brags about his winning record vs. Michigan and the officer responds with “Big deal. What OSU player in the last 15 years hasn’t had a winning record vs. UM?”

The best part of Oklahoma getting blown out is we heard Boomer Sooner fewer times than in any televised Oklahoma sporting event in history

Hold on, mans ...

It’s so weird how people who punch people in the face for a living are also highly likely to be maladjusted assholes. It’s almost like there’s a correlation or something.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

You crazy kids these days know NOTHING about short shorts. Back in my day when you wore shorts you had to worry about your nut sac peeking out if the weather was too hot and humid. And spandex? Get out of here with that. You had two choices, tighty whiteys or you could grab a jock from the pile of them we communally…

Pictured: Lebron in the 4th quarter.

John, Paul, George, and Rondo.

Why will no one speak out against white on white violence?

Call 1

People who have passed me made me angry... guess I’ll just assault everyone behind them, no big

“...multiple motorcycles would not vacate the lane closest to my marked patrol car. I deployed my pepper spray into the lane closest to me, at which point approaching motorcycles began to vacate the lane, allowing me to conduct a traffic stop.”

They’re not “called” sweaters they ARE sweaters. Do you think hockey was invented inside a climate controlled stadium?

How close is?

You think that’s impressive, my grandpa can do number one in his sleep.

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

You should probably just stop drinking Tim Hortons coffee anyway. It tastes like charred moose diarrhoea run through a strainer and mixed with jock sweat.

There ought to be a rule in place in regards to how many times in a 10 year period a team can even be eligible for the draft lottery.

Sir, yes Sir!