Whereas an English teacher would have gone with end punctuation INSIDE the quotation mark. You twat.

Kessel was going to join in the fray, but was quickly distracted by the fan with the hot dog in the front row.

I look forward to when they don’t play eachother in the playoffs because they were both first round outs.

Thanks for posting the Prince Ali shot for reference. As a UNI grad, nothing will ever top that shot(arguably the ballsiest shot in the history of the tourney), but this one came close. I’m still drunk and texting people I went to college with that I haven’t spoken to in years.

I see we're doing 500 posts of Northern Iowa now.

I’m not Tom Ley, but thanks for the bare minimum effort at an insult.

You do realize that this story isn’t about an overpaid whiner who frequently commits a crime, right?

Take it easy, Tom. This is an homage to the 1970s mascot crisis, when the school wisely replaced Indians and stupidly settled on Cardinal. Intellectual Brutality and Tangible Evidence finished 3rd and 5th, respectively, in the student advisory vote, behind Robber Barons and Trees, and sandwiching Gryphons.

I thought that Commodore’s biggest enemies were Pierre Tandy and Mikko Texas Instruments.

Kasich: O-H!

I never thought Kasich would secure the Urban vote.

Just judging from the responses so far, it would appear that "the rest of us" you cite as living "in the real world" is pretty much limited to you (and a select few friends, I hope) ...

Badgers Center on Gard Going Forward.

+1 *we’re

Before or after the Chinese nuke us because President Trump asked for his laundry at a summit?

regretting taking on the young Swede right about now.

Yeah, that’s Croat not Czech (although Czech football prominently displays the checkerboard so it’s an honest mistake).

Better than Bonestorm imo.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”