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“You can’t spell ‘underage teen’ without U-T.”- Steve Spurrier

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

“Why I could buy twenny’ bleedin’ eel pies and a clatch of dickery for that, mate!”

Soccer guy decides to get smart about rugby, rugby guy goes to the internet for help.

“... and the banned is on the field!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't get it. No one gets it. Start covering hockey. SCREAMER OFF DEADSPIN!!!

Yes! I mean for someone with a short attention span, 69 is a nightmare. Either it starts feeling good and I slack off, or I can’t even get off because I’m concentrating on pleasuring the other person.

yeah empty parking lot, guy on bike also in empty parking lot, happens to be watching and recording as old guy rips oil pan off old throwaway vehicle, old man takes long route out of empty parking lot, seems a little off to me too, and by off I mean staged

are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses

I know it's just college hockey, but any time Michigan is beat by tOSU it's considered a good day.

gaaah why does your video player suck my two favorite things are sick hockey goals and michigan losing

Shouldn’t this pic fall under:

I would have just assumed he got a ride from his father’s coattails, per usual.

Here’s a guy who can’t take a hint.

Yep, when I saw the flex I thought, “be seeing that on Deadspin soon”. Its the best fuckin Bama thing...other than the douche that got his picture taken while putting his balls on a French Quarter drunk, a couple years ago.

Sad thing is, their were more Alabama fans in, than could graduate from, University of Phoenix stadium tonight.

Come on Deadspin, at least let him have a moment for all of the beer chugging, NASCAR loving, backwoods NRA members out there.

right in the earhole...