Ummmmmmm ... no.

Melanka read Michelle Obama’s speech during the GOP convention, and that got maybe three minutes of air play. Do you really think one of the forgotten Trumplets deliberately misrepresenting a rally’s crowd is gonna have any traction?

What red-blooded male football fan would notice and comment on a jersey error rather than Bielema's glorious bosom?

This cuts off before the part where they're handed ball bats with spikes sticking out, and told to "finish it".

This is truly as soccery as soccer (“football”, futbol, ... ) gets. I remember stomaching two minutes of an ACC game (Notre Dame and somesuch) a few years ago. The ball was tossed in at mid-field (“pitch”, go, green, hallowed square, ...), and the girls flocked to it like six-year olds, in a herd. Someone immediately…

Holy shit, dOOd ... even '500 Days of Somesuch' got more responses than this train wreck.

But what about Middle Tennessee and Louisiana Monroe?

I phapped.

You allowed the Mom’s Basement Boys from Breitbart to flood your voting with directional schools, and instead of having the God-given common sense to correct for bro-syndrome, you just plowed ahead with the stOOpid.

I’m calling shenanigans, here. There is simply no possibility that South Alabama was voted one of the 25 teams to review, and Deadspin selected them because they upset an SEC team.

Don't know who 'Carson Wentz' is, don't care to know. Got ten seconds into the 'tube and had seen enough.

After years of humiliation and degradation as a CBJ fan, Tortorella was the last straw. Fuck 'em.

Not at all!!!

So you've got your own circle? I knew that instinctively ...

FIVE words? AND a contraction? With correct punctuation? Now you're just showing off!

You don’t get subtlety and nuance, huh?

Look at that! You almost got the punctuation correct. In a four-word sentence that included a contraction!

... I forgot wrasslin’. You’re a wrasslin' fan, ain't you?

Let's face it ... this is one of those games that -regardless who wins - we all lose.

Well, and UFC. But a Venn shows both groups pretty much as one circle comfortably inside the Trump demo ...