Exactly! Donald J Trump wants to help you ...

A beautiful part of the country, to be sure. Now ... let’s plop a bunch of asphalt, gas fumes and noise right in the middle of it.

This may be the single most amazing, incredible picture I've seen. Aside from pornography, of course ...

+1 NAMBLA membership

Schumer has that weird "two-face" thing going on ... you look at her and the upper have of her face looks adultish, the lower half like an eight-year old. The next time you look at her, the lower half looks normal for her age and the upper half looks like she's five.

Does this mean '500 Days of Tim Tebow', featuring this never-was?

“Yesterday night"??? Is that the past tense of tomorrow day?

True story ... was conducting a transaction at a urinal just a few weeks ago. The guy in the stall next to my urinal was on speaker in a convo, and had his phone laying ON THE GROUND next to the bowl in his stall.

Given a choice between attending a NASCAR *HOCCCKKKK-pppptuiiiii*, an NBA game, an NFL game or a soccer ("football", futbol, ...), I think I'd just stay home and stick a pencil in my eye ...

Wow ... lots of replies here. Interesting topic, huh? Shame you can't even take the stunt seriously enough to post the same day as a loss. Even '500 Days of Somesuch' had a HINT of respectability ...

YOURE A GEOLOGY MAJOR, ARENT YOU? JUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND '500 DAYS OF MIKE MATHENY' IN THIS NEW, POST-GAWKER DYSTOPIAN EXISTENCE WE SHARE ...

... LOVE that clip of Ivanka and Melanka bookending Angry Orange while he bloviates ... Good stuff!

‘500 Days of Mike Matheny' beg to differ ...

Hey- Patrick Roy is out of work, and beer ain't cheap ...

... but only wankers make a "thing" of it. The first time I ever saw it was last year when some wanker was bleating that Alabama deserved to be in the playoffs because they had beat "the sixth-best team in the country (a preseason-ranked Auburn) when they played them at the end of the season. When challenged, that…

Yeah ... that’s probably your only out. Run your mouth about someone else “disappearing” from a conversation, get your ass spanked yet again, and then dismiss the comments you can’t answer without showing just how idiotic you are.

Congrats on the geology degree - I believe that qualifies you to take over the abandoned '500 days of Somesuch' travesty ...

Dear god ... you could not pay me to go to an NFL game. Lowest common denominator, all around.

“Many people are saying, okay? SAD!"

But for the lack of any spiked/mohawked day-glo hair, this could have been the ending of a soccer ("football", futbol, ... ) match.