Mozgov strong, like Russian bear. Not weak like bunny. Is good, no?

This is why the NFL sucks. So much "LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!" in one douchebaggette, and you let it get away to the CFL. The CFL! Where half the teams in the league are named the Rough Riders.

Tennis: the soccer ("football", futbol, ...) of the non-team sports.

Huh.

See?

Isn't this the flared-nostrils chica? Looks like a donkey?

You’re a good egg, Barry Petcharry. Look at all the excitement around here today, and consider: if DS and Gawker can afford to waste space on such gems as 'The Cardinals Lost Again' and '500 Days of Somesuch', you can run a daily hockey blog.

EXACTLY.

Alternate response: What - is Buddy Ryan dead?

Bobby Riggs and John Rocker have RSVPed ...

Struggling early in the ‘75 season and needing to somehow get George Foster’s bat into the lineup, Sparky Anderson asked Pete Rose about moving to third base. Rose agreed, and the Reds went 41-9 in their next 50 games ...

We could probably make this a regular thing.

SMELL MY FINGER!!!

LOLLLLL!!!!

I think you’re purposely undervaluing the importance the B1G places on academics, as well. Sure, they’re interested in markets that add to viewership numbers and the bottom line. But those schools must also cut it academically.

Surely you mean The Non-Call, right? When the Ohio State receiver made a third-down catch to prolong a game-ending drive, only to see the referees miss 1) a clear holding, as a Miami DB grabbed the receiver’s shirt as he cut away, and 2) the receiver clearly made the catch inbounds, thereby picking up a first down…

How do the termites feel about this? You know, they’ve been farming for 50 million years. Talk about an advanced race! And the latest polling shows male termites breaking 60-40 for Donald J. Trump, while Hillary maintains the earlier leads reported amongst the subterranean bloc.

Dude's running barefoot thru all that spit, tobacco juice and gnawed-on seed shells? Hope he gets lockjaw.

As a Cavs fan, I just loved his whole fucking speech... it completely put to bed the whole “LARBON ONLY TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF” thing.

Exactly.