Agreed - FUCK THE NBA.

So wait ... the Wings only drop a few spots in the first, pick up a 2016 second rounder AND a serviceable prospect, while getting Datsyuk's contract off the books? Why do crap teams help the haves?

Dear Barry Petcharry - thank you so much for pointing out the fool’s gold that was Nikky Filatov. And Nikky Zherdev. And Rusty Klesla. And Alex Picard. And Pascal Leclaire. And Tim Jackman. And Kiel McLeod. And Joakim Lindstrom. And Dan Fritsche. And Adam Pineault. And Kyle Wharton. And Gilbert Brule. And Stefan…

You do this again and I'll ban you for life.

That's the most exciting thing to happen in baseball since Pete Rose kicked Harrelson's ass.

Day Two: Melanka named the first Secretary of Classy Broads

Kevin Johnson is their RE-Elected Mayor. RE, as in they where stupid enough to do it again.

Please.

Who? Did what? Why?

‘500 Days of Mike Matheny' ...

Cavs-Warriors, Game Seven ... who you got?

Congratulations, Crack Monkey.

Come on ... what else might have caused Johnson's ball to move, other than Johnson's practice stroke? For fuck's sake, Lowry called a penalty on himself yesterday, for the SAME FUCKING THING.

You tell ‘em, Wayne.

I can't believe I'm saying this. But Lowry can actually win this thing. Johnson is too weak upstairs to overcome a few shots on a majors-Sunday. Landry is coming apart at the seams. Who else is out there?

... and the legal director from some pig-shit-splashed county in Alabama is holding the line against an over-reaching, uppity black man and his same-sex partners, in their attempts to commemorate these tragic deaths.

... and what's the deal with Azinger as an announcer? He's got that Sarah Palin, god-squader's stupidity - "... straight as train smoke"... "awesome ..."??? - coupled with a Tea Bagger mentality. UGH.

Johnson is a big ‘zero’ between the ears - can’t see the Crack Monkey winning it. Landry, Bourdy and Percy will be crushed by the pressure. Garcia is the pre-Rickie Fowler Rickie Fowler - all promise, no foolow-thru. Would love to see Lee Westwood win his first. Or Lowry. Or Jason Day - three birdies on the first five…

Am I the only person just not impressed with Rickie Fowler’s “promise”? We’ve been hearing about it for years, but never really see a manifestation. Seems more a fanboy thing than anything else - the oversized hats, the “pouty little boy” look, ...

“The old man had too much wine."