You’re “sad” because this guy was someone of minor celebrity status - a professional athlete. By all accounts, this professional athlete broke into someone else's home in the middle of the night.

“... nice day out ..."? It's 90 and muggy as hell in Clummus.

Ummmmmmmmm ... no, thanks.

Pens-Sharks in the Finals - who ya got?

LOL!!!

Why? Because you’re grill is going to get really, really hot. Maybe there’s more nuance among the better experienced, but generally: hotter is better.

It wasn’t Briles’ fault. Per the Times-Picayune asswipe, this all falls on the women:

Waffle Hut.

Damned Penguins ... force a Game 7. In Pittsburgh. Is there a less- deserving fan base, outside of Chicago?

Haven't see that many bros together in one place since the last Trump rally ...

Hopefully, a few people out there reading this use it as the impetus to quit dipping/chewing.

Not a Game 7, you big dummy. It is Tampa's chance to end the series, though ...

Game 7 in Tampa - dollars to doughnuts Stamkos is back!

Pens and Blackhawks fans. Blackhawks fans conveniently forget the decades spent playing in the "Morgue on Madison", prior to drafting Toews and Kane, and becoming the self-proclaimed "best fans in hockey" ...

This is good stuff!

I think I've finally found something worse than watching a nascar race - watching a nascar "all-star" race ...

Dood, I haven't watched American "football" in years. Doesn't mean I can't point out just how pretentious soccer ("football", futbol, ...) productions are.

I'm old and crusty. Everything is pointed and sharp, to me.

See, here's the deal ... I certainly hope you Jezzie hipster doofuses are not poking fun at one of the few truly good people to have graced television over the past two-three generations. Don't do it, doofuses. DON'T.

Exactly what a wannabe league needs more of - "lager louts" imitating Euro hooliganism ass-hattery with their "mates" and singing soccer ("football", futbol, ...) chanties while they throw plastic chairs at each other ... so, SO fucking European.