“... his muddha was a mudder ..."

The entire production was strange. You had the guy grabbing his crotch while singing, prior to Little Miss I Forget, here. And soccer (“football”, futbol, ...) always has that weird entrance where the players come in holding hands with little kids, and the referees taking the ball off that weird little pedestal thing,…

Agreed.

What to say, what to say ...

“He was a good golfer. Great - the best, okay? Totally could have won majors if he wanted to win them. He is a personal friend. A good guy, okay? The best. And his wife is just as good. A classy broad, okay?"

Too Euro.

Who is Zach Efron? Who is Whitney Port?

Good. About time.

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LOL!

For the life of me, I can't imagine LISTENING to it endlessly in the background. That's the only thing I can imagine that would be worse than actually being forced to sit and watch it ...

Speaking of needlessly drawing attention to yourself ... kudos.

Huh?

Uh, no. Fox Newsing it - having your neckline meet your hemline - simply draws attention to the fact you're got nothing worthwhile to say.

Tiger, however, is a pariah, because ....why again?

Hey, dumbass - go to Deadspin and scroll thru the articles. Kepp going, until you find THIS ONE, posted Saturday. What the fuck - are you ten years old?

Yeah - I can’t watch tennis, boxing/martial arts/wrestling, the NBA and baseball ...

Lighten up, Daisy - the article was posted on DEADSPIN. You don't appear smart enough to fool anyone.

Nope.

When did men wearing light brown/tan shoes with black/dark blue suits become a thing?