Again - your inadequacies are showing ...

Wrong again, bub.

True story ... I've NEVER set foot in a Walmart. I'm trying to imagine just how badly it must smell.

No doubt.

No doubt.

You troll people on the internet and hate yourself

Uh, no ...

This would seem the likeliest explanation - a certain subset of folks are drawn to bright, shiny objects ...

Fair point, I suppose ... watching them go 'round and 'round in practice isn't anything like watching them go 'round and 'round for real.

Although I do not like the Blues - carryover from Columbus’ first days as a Central division dweller - I have a healthy respect for them and their fans. And I like Hitchcock (more carryover). Would not mind seeing St. Louis finally win the Cup.

Hopefully Bishop's injury isn't too serious. Still amazing to think TB is doing this without Stamkos ...

... I use a television to watch this shit.

Do you typically trot out idiotic and half-assed comparisons?

Trying to think of the equivalence in Nascar ... ummmmm, driving around in circles for a few hours?

Three-word response, eh? And two of them hyphenated?

You tell 'em, Betty Touretty ...

Yeah. I'm familiar with it's mouth sharting act.

Three-word response, eh? And two of them hyphenated?

You tell 'em, Betty Touretty ...

Why does one always see so ... much of Susan Sarandon? Is she that bereft of charisma and charm that she must exhibit herself to get attention?