Dyslexia Denise - how you doin'?

That's specifically why I asked the question here ...

" ... Curt Schilling is a legendary retired ballplayer ..."

Sorry - I try to be understanding, as I'm a hockey fan and I know that sport isn't most folks' cup of tea. But how do you people watch this shit?

This is so soccery its soccerish. And dude is a douche, too ...

The barbecue Mendoza Line is set at vinegar slaw. Mayo slaw, Baked beans, mac-and-cheese, fries and potato salad are good to go. The rest are hereby on notice - don't bring that weak shit near my grill.

I had the WORST piece of cheesecake I’ve ever eaten at Circus Circus’ buffet, ten-fifteen years ago. Disgusting. How can you do a cheesecake badly, if you’re supposedly in the restaurant business?

Where's DeMuro at? He usually eats these things ...

"... a neck gaiter or balaclava does wonders, mainly to plug up anywhere you’re body is exposed to wind under the chin bar ..."

Really - Paterno was the real victim here ...

This puts Cook's dickish move in pushing Archie Griffin aside in perspective - he gets his stuffed shirt from his dad ...

So ... does Melanka have to return to her home country once her service contract with Donny expires? Or will she be granted some form of permanent visa?

“If I wanted someone to blow water up my ass, I'd ... well, I'd blow water up my ass?"

“If I wanted someone to blow water up my ass, I'd ... well, I'd blow water up my ass?"

You may not like George, Peggy, Thomas and David as columnists, but hey - not EVERYONE can pen a '500 Days of Somesuch' ...

Illegal man downfield?

'Watch an adult watch and report on a baseball game for the first time'

Dear god - PLEASE tell me "'dega" isn't a thing now.

Who the hell is that Skippy feller, in the mackin' hat?

Speaking of '500 Days of ...', can we get an update on what Kirstin Caballeros is doing?

Indianola and High run parallel, though - Indianola and Hudson, maybe? Sadly, I missed the live bands.