They were!

All in all, an EXCELLENT marketing move by Elliott. Dude's got brains.

Indianola and Fourth?

Goff played three years at Cal - that’s one more than the arbitrary age requirement the NFL places on prospective players - you know, that age restriction gap Deadspin seems to believe the NCAA is responsible for filling?

Dear god ... PLEASE tell me "respeck" isn't a thing now.

What the fuck?

Ah, yes ... “the beautiful game".

Yeah - it does seem like one of those trades that work for all sides.

Dammit!!!

This postseason, at least early on, has been about shaking history’s yokes. The Sharks grabbed an early lead against the Kings and put it away. The Blues managed not to blow it, not even against the Blackhawks. The Islanders won their first series since 1993. Teams that have traditionally played under Murphy’s Law…

That pic freaks me out - has a "many arms of Vishnu" thing goin' on ...

So the Isles won their opening series, and are up 1-0 now. This is what is so great about hockey. Teams like the Wings and Blues are consistently good. Teams like the Pens, Hawks and Isles were good, then bad and are now good again. But the Blue Jackets suck. They sucked then, and they suck now. The suckiest bunch of…

LOL!

No doubt!

So it was developed by the same types who gave us holding their nine sideways, while making stacks?

Exactly!

Comfortable, sure - if you've got little Trump-sized shrimp fingers. For those of us digitally well-endowed, it's awkward.

When did flipping someone off with thumbs extended become a thing? What was the nexus?

Why does Melanka always look so cold, hard and pointy? I'm half afraid she is going to unhinge her jaw and start swallowing small people whole ...

You're taking steps, though. Key would seem to be your decision to eliminate all that training, in lieu of carbing up - priorities, man ...