To be honest, I looked up and I saw my man Travis was standing up there and I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies ...

+1 Koharski

Ilitch must drive his 1990s Caravan to SoCal for hair stylings from the same guy doing Mark Davis' 'do.

Nice costumes.

Probably a bit naïve to think economies of scale might not factor in, as well.

‘Sage Steele’?

“Is good, no?"

I never remember how this works - are Liverpudlians the scousers?

Dear god ... as if it needed further demonstration.

“You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole NCAA's out of order!”

Heat, fumes, dust, noise ... your finish largely dependent on whether you’re lucky enough to find help from outside sources mid-competition. All to litter and tear up what was once a beautiful, peaceful desert landscape?

“Grizzled young writer”, eh?

Huh ... you think?

Brian Clough, no? Nigel is his son?

More of this, please. Less '500 Days of Kistrin'.

No idea what's going on here ... this is a lot like that whole Allie/500 Days of Kritsirn thing.

Understood.

Uh, yeah ... the Parks department prolly cares as much about your well-being as you care about those poor sweat-shop factory workers who got paid pennies to make your Nike shoes ...

4 is key ... it’s how baseball was meant to be played - every time some washed-up has-been defensive liability gets his four ABs in a game, baby Jesus cries.

Four things: