+1 groinal region issue

Cool story, bro.

He just realized that there's still one hundred plus days of Kirstin to go ...

I think we’re seeing the real Palin, now.

Why does one always see so ... MUCH of this Brand character? That gums-to-teeth ratio is freakishly off the charts. Rein that shit in a bit, eh?

Ovechkin is best player in NHL league. Is strong like Russian bear. Not weak like bunny. Is good, no?

Exactly - I see how that lack of capacity has impacted you ...

Probably doesn’t, if you’re merely looking to assign blame to someone/anyone ...

True story:

Melodramatic much?

Not sure I understand the significance of the coaches not immediately notifying the police, here - would assume their first priority would be to get medical attention. Once that was done, they could presumably try to figure out what happened.

... and really, what French Canadian hockey player DOESN'T grow up dreaming of playing for the Beijing Dragons?

You are incorgiable.

Didn’t get to watch the speech. But I'm picturing him with his mouth ginned up into 'angry carp', and with his right hand doing that 'piece of shit' thing he does ...'

“Is good, no?"

Wow ... I know nothing about tennis, and so I am able to offer an unbiased perspective here. First thing I noticed about this picture was Dude’s cuticles - very prominent. Isn’t that - prominent cuticles - a tell for some sort of health malady?

Lolverines!!!

I didn't they could jump, either. Until I stopped to move a big 'un off a flooded roadway one early morning. Son of a bitch just missed de-palming me.

The article's title could just as easily read 'Tom Ley Can't Stop Wringing His Hands Over Those Who Oppose Paying College Athletes'.

I always look at Jebbers and see a less-sophisticated Clark Griswold.