Yeah, the 4 colors, 6 letters thing has always bothered me. They could have added orange and purple for the other letters.

It’s about time. God that old font was freaking ugly.

It must be a coincidence that she’s never found a single straight couple “sinful” and refused to sign off on their marriage license. Perhaps it’s because the morality of ANY citizen is none of her business. She isn’t a pastor, and city hall isn’t a church. Her religious beliefs (aka: feelings) are irrelevant. The…

“...and included tutorials on how to send money to them by using Bitcoin.”

...but there’s just no way someone can terminate an otherwise healthy pregnancy and not agree that they’re taking a life.

Wait. How do you squat over that thing and not fall over? ...and how do you clean yourself up without falling over? I would need some sort of crane system that kept me suspended in air, plus some handrails.

Adulterer said what now?

...and you can bet your ass, these are the same adulterous douches that say that gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

Very frustrated with Apple Music. Using my iPad, you do a search for Pop Hits of the 80’s. A number of playlists show up. You tap on one the playlists and it displays its own page. You tap on its play button and nothing happens. You tap on the More menu and select Play Next and nothing happens. There aren’t any songs…

Thanks for that info. I should bookmark that page, so when religious a-holes claim that the owners are being run out of business by those evil lesbians that targeted them, I can smack the smugness and outrage off of their face.

It’s also for publishing the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraging people to harass them.

So when a baker makes a cake for a bar mitzvah, are they “fully embracing” the Jewish religion or are they providing a service for a customer?
Which churches have lost their tax exempt status? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
In which states is it legal to fire someone because they’re Christian. Hint: Zero.
In which states is…

I really wish these people that bitch piss and moan about this fucking garbage could honestly answer me: “How do gay people affect your life?

“He is God, He is a higher being...”

OMG, I had no idea you could do that... and I thought I knew all the iOS shortcuts.

That probably explains why she’s barefoot and pregnant at 13:07, and holding her newborn baby at 15:23. Sadly, a small baby-sized coffin shows up at 18:49.

Yeah, that sounds totally disgusting.

That's awesome. I loved that game. I didn't remember that there was a Master Merlin.

Now we can all look as hip as Zelda.

So how does one get a hold of Joe Manganiello's poop?