Thank goodness. Now when I call someone the n-word they'll be a black emoji next to it. It's been rather confusing up to this point.

Since your neighbors removed the privacy hedges, I suppose they had this coming. That wall is ludicrously low. (I'm a stickler for backyard privacy.) I'm guessing putting up a wood fence was outside of your budget. Obviously wood would have looked a lot nicer than the steel.

Yeah, I'm Jewish (inherently kvetch-y) and gay (inherently snarky). So, no, I'm not going to stop whining anytime soon. It's the only reason I get up in the morning. I'm going back to Gawker where I belong!

So this guy was Magna Cum Laude and Editor of the Harvard Law Review, yet he recently said that courts don't have the right to overturn laws that the "will of the people" supported — referring to Florida being forced to legalize same-sex marriage due to activist judges. For someone that is supposedly so unbelievably…

The description for Number Twelve Looks Just Like You is incorrect. That was an episode called The Trade-Ins.

I love my Besdata Smart Cover that I picked up at Amazon:
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I'm glad to see that they stopped using this machine for its original purpose: cutting the umbilical cord off of new born babies. It was a pain to get those pregnant women on that conveyor belt.

Graphics? How can you like graphics? You're a grown man!

Yeah, I kept asking myself throughout the movie if Twitter had paid for the whole thing. I found the on-screen animation distracting; and by breaking the third wall, it kept taking you out of the (incredibly straightforward and obvious) story.

Must be those damn Santa Ana winds I keep hearing about. They seem to be blowing through my window too.
*wipes eyes*

Didn't they have some stupid court trial to interrogate her over the mission? That never made any sense to me. Why a trial? She isn't a criminal, she's a scientist. There should have been some sort of government meeting involving all the people that oversaw the project, not a court trial.

Come on. As much as I love all the Toy Story movies, they wrapped up the trilogy in a nice little bow. Now they're just milking it for money — which I know is their business, but come on. Like General Disarray said, they could easily make a couple more movies based on The Incredibles. Pixar is going to turn into the…

Does Echo still work correctly when the husband isn't a hammy closeted gay guy?
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So this is basically for anyone that doesn't own a smart phone or tablet, and doesn't know how to spell cantaloupe. Tough sell.

If your iOS device has a side switch, you can set it to Mute in the General settings. Then notifications won't interrupt your music.

"People can like whatever they want."
That simply isn't true. Straight people cannot force themselves to be sexually attracted to the same gender.

"Animals also practice pedophilia, incest and cannibalism."

"And I dont believe people are born gay..."

"But I dont see Microsoft using their own publicity and product launches for political propaganda"

Because straight people aren't discriminated against because of their sexual orientation. When public figures like Tim Cook "come out" it puts a human face on what it means to be a gay person in America. A lot of people think of gays as a faceless evil that is destroying their worldview. That's why it so easy for them…

Having to remember which off-screen quadrant my apps are located in is not an improvement. Is Twitter in the upper-left quadrant or in the center-right? As cool as this looks, this isn't the future of OS interfaces.