"Lamest" as in "harshest tasting", then I agree.

Agreed. I have no clue what's going on. Although, it is an improvement over the previous hideous commenting system... which isn't saying much.

After doing 5.1 and 7.1 systems at two previous homes, we just didn't want to deal with the whole wiring-through-the-ceiling-and-walls ordeal. Plus, we were really limited on space at our new house, and thought this would be a good step-up from the built-in TV speakers. I'd probably say that the sound bars make a good…

We have a high-end Yamaha sound bar that's quite good. My only major complaint (especially because the sound bar wasn't cheap — $700) is that the subwoofer isn't powered. Which translates to: it totally sucks. The only way you can even tell it's working is if you turned up the volume to twice the normal level. Suffice…

Pretty safe logo. I'm surprised they didn't add a slight wave to the boxes to tie it into the previous logos. I like that they acknowledge how boring their logo is when they have a dozen different colors in their burst of confetti. Apparently, four-color confetti doesn't look very exciting.

I just don't see this being technically possible with the bandwidth caps that ISPs have instigated. I also don't see this being cheaper than it is now. So I pick out two dozen of my favorite channels + plus my local channels + Showtime + The Movie Channel + Starz, and my bill won't be $70? Doubtful. This system will…

Apple sells more iPhones per day than people that are born in the world per day. Yeah, they're totally losing the fight. (Over 37,000,000 iPhones in the first quarter of 2012.) Those poor fools should just throw their inferior unpopular technology into the trash right now.

If I were the tobacco companies, I'd offer free paper sleeves to put over the boxes that would have the original company graphics on them. —- I'm not a smoker, and I hate being around cigarette smoke. But this is absurd. They know how unhealthy cigarettes are, but for some reason they aren't capable of banning them as…

I'd be more impressed if Samsung showed previous tablet-like devices using the same touch-technology that the iPad uses. An experimental device sitting in a MERL lounge is not the same thing as a consumer device. I don't think resizing windows and drawing stars on a touch screen is hard hitting evidence.

Exactly. The main targets are: iPad with retina display (which the Surface won't match, right?), 10-hour battery life, $499 price point.

Since the mini isn't emulating a sheet of paper, I'm kind of disappointed they didn't go with a 'movie screen' form factor. Since that size would be perfect for watching videos while traveling.

I'm an Apple fan, but using a silhouette of a person for Contacts is hardly shocking. Neither is using a handset for the telephone function. Although, Samsung probably should have changed the background color or the angle of handset if they didn't want to be accused of copying. Especially the Galaxy S where they did a…

That's was mildly humorous. I'm impressed that John Goodman went to all that bother, just to make the joke. The one thing that's really starting to annoy me, is every time there needs to be a representation of gay men in a comedy video, it's ALWAYS effeminate gay men that are portrayed. So if three butch-looking…

There's an actual use for balsa wood besides those rubber-band windup toy planes? Impressive.

A raggy heap? Kinda like Michele Bachmann's brain? (((zing!)))

I hope Amazon Prime is next on the list.

Avenir looks a lot like Avant Garde... or maybe I'm just looking at the small "e". I can see that the "a" is different.

I've used it a lot on my iPad and iMac. It's extremely accurate. It's also very handy when you can't remember how to spell a word correctly, or a word that uses a lot of accents: S'il vous plaît. (Thank you, Dictation!)

The "rocky road" simulation required an additional 329 processors. Damn you, marshmallows! Damn you to hell!

...said by someone that has never seen the new iPad or MacBook Pro in person.