Find a cream puff first generation Lexus LS400, dump some of the rest of the money into making it cosmetically and mechanically perfect, and drive the shit out of it for the next 20 years.

I fell in love with them, quit college, moved to the United States and opened up a shop to build and service only them and now have two to choose between in the morning.

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Congratulations David-inc! This lovely devil will deliver you a car... Once she’s done waxing it.

Looks hella nice.

THE DECADE ENDED IN 1972

The upside (if there is one) is that the sand lets you know that your nemesis is still in front of you.

Rears up and making turns? No problem. 

I was never cool.

I can’t even get used to back up cameras - I still have to look over my shoulder. Side view cameras are only going to make me want to stick my head out the window.

“Union costs” aren’t red tape. They are negotiated, mutually agreed upon contracts just like car companies have with any other supplier.

“Oh, the poors want to know “why?” today. How droll”

He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

I can assure you that no movie producer has ever done copious quantities of crack cocaine.

People actually *replace* the OEM 993 four spoke steering wheel for that three spoked wheel you pictured as an upgrade to this blahstrocity.

The Black Flag penalties are the best!

Exactly. Unless you hyrdoplane on a curve, there’s no reason you should lose control travelling in a straight line.

I’m going to be “that guy” and say that the DSC is what actually saved him, and if he was in a car without he would have been integrated into the guardrail.

This is glorious. SUCK IT, Spyker!