My worst customer continually buys cars based on advice from the internet that require far more maintenance than expected. He also has unreasonable expectations of time required for repairs, always underestimates costs, is never satisfied with the performance gains )or lack thereof) after the fact, and is usually…

This super-clean 2008 Cayman. 38k miles, 5-speed manual, great colour combo, 2 owners and recent tires. And it’s only $27,500.

Turning beautiful small Euro hatches and wagons into tiny sedan monstrosities with trunklets.

touch screens. Buttons I can feel so I don’t have to look and I like to look at the road when I drive not the radio, I’m sorry, “infotainment system”

Pumping fake engine noise into the cabin through the speakers.

In-car Wifi/4G.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Nobody wins when you play LOTO LOTTO. Dang it, people, keep the fuck away from energized equipment.

Yes but still refereed to as “speeds” on a bike. You don’t buy your kid a 12 sprocket bike.

Jason, you nailed it. It does indeed remind me of the Isuzu VehiCross.

Headline: Man uses the D to scare the shit out of people.

Always easy to say what you should have done in retrospect. But you're right, a good chance to learn.

So, you wouldn't give a shit- because you already gave a shit :-P

I don't agree with this. I agree that everyone should be familiar with the handling characteristics of an emergency lane change under braking, but not how it's used here. The turning lane that was used for avoiding the van was completely blind. I would've gone very hard right on ABS and hoped the truck driver stopped…

I choose the Oxford comma, which apparently isn't an option

Also, when you make a list of the most awesome functional intakes, this should win: