You're just angry that I am way more popular than you.

There is an old adage in comedy writing: "If you have to explain the joke, it isn't that funny'"

Good job gun nut.

I'm not even sure what your butthurt gun nut word salad means here. You're even less coherent than you normally are.

Oh, no need to apologize. Well played!

Sick burn!

Oh fucking hell.....

Really? Because I'm fairly certain most colleges have a code of conduct vaguely worded just for that reason.

Even if all these women were somehow "mistaken," you would hope that Columbia would think that this guy is, at the minimum, a shitty individual who has questionable behavior around women, and maybe isn't somebody they want on their campus.

If three different women accuse a man of rape, shouldn't the "where-there's-smoke,-there's-fire" alarm bell go off?

I don't think I had any I was embarrassed by, but I'm sure I made a few ladies' lists.

One victory for every time a child was diddled. It truly is Happy Valley!

Have a Coke and a smile (you ungrateful motherfucker, now get back to work!)

I love that Maury got in on it.

Does this really require a guide?

The wrote a song about it some 30 years ago.

Can I keep the puppy!!!!

Adrian Beatshison