Make a meatloaf in the shape of a body part or small human. Serve with a butcher knife sticking out if it.

There were way more onions in the room than I expected watching that.

I manage a handful of rental units. Sometimes prospective renters think our rates are high until I explain the price includes sewer, water, and trash. Rates for some of those services are high in the area, so that represents at least $200/month if paid separately.

Don’t. Get the shot. Save lives. Save the economy. And find something else to wage a political war over.

My wife occasionally sleeps naked. Doesn’t do a thing for our intimacy because that’s a sign her anxiety is acting up so much that she can’t even stand clothes touching her.

I recently took my first real vacation since taking over management of a small utility company. My OOO message offered my personal cell number for emergencies only with the specific instruction that messages on the office line would be handled when I returned. I let a handful of calls to my cell go to voice mail then…

Or a settee?

There are rumors of an Apple product announcement event to be announced for March 23rd. I ordered a MacBook Air over the weekend, and the delivery date is the 16th-23rd. I’m starting to think current inventory is out of stock and I’m going to get an updated system announced at the 23rd event.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a dog that didn’t have a tennis ball. Seems like we’d have seen a number of pet mortalities by this point if this was really a concern.

I switched party registration over the weekend and posted links for my county on Facebook. Here’s a sampling of the comments “friends” left:

Perhaps some patriot staffer can suggest he increase his executive time.

My wife and I have retained in office, full-time jobs through everything. By most standards we’re doing great. No risk of losing our house, plenty of food. No one sick yet. However, she’s breaking down from the emotional stress. We have a previously straight A high school senior who is failing every class. Another…

I would like to take this moment to apologize to my guild for messing with my Eye of Kilrogg and wiping the 40-man group in Molten Core.

So you’re saying pain isn’t just weakness leaving the body?

HSA’s are a great retirement vehicle. Upfront tax deduction and ability to withdraw at any time for medical expenses incurred since establishment.

I expect that all but the most isolated rural schools will be shut down within 60 days. My wife already has Fridays off. Maybe I can get my work shifted to take Tuesdays or Wednesdays off and provide some adult supervised at home teaching 3-4 days a week.

As you plan you exit strategy, start a note file to document anything personal on you system. I left a company last year, and had about a 20-item list to clean out including removing personal chrome profiles and uninstalling personal software utilities (they didn’t have great IT security policies). Best thing on my…

Do you understand what “boosting ones immune system” means? It means you have an autoimmune disorder like rheumatoid arthritis, MS, IBD, lupus, etc. A “stronger” immune system would see your body literally trying to kill itself.

Yes, my story is highly anecdotal, but it indicates extra cleaning is not thorough and likely just for show. 

The “extra” cleaning isn’t happening. My son flew Delta last week with a layover in Atlanta. The 2nd flight’s departure was delayed 30 minutes after a boarding passenger found a bag of vomit in the seatback compartment.