With the flight times suggested, I assume these are intercontinental flights. I’ve only flown internationally once, but I seem to remember switching seats is highly discouraged.

Maybe I can spell this out for you. Alan Anderson was switched at birth with Bob Bugle. They were raised as Alan Bugle and Bob Anderson respectively, grow, marry and reproduce. Alan’s son marries Amy Anderson who believes she is Bob’s niece. In reality, Alan and Amy are biologically 1st cousins.

Two men in my area who are now in their 70's recently learned they were switched at birth. Both come from prominent families and have a significant number of descendants. It’s pretty much a miracle that none of their kids or grandkids married each other creating 1st or 2nd cousin biological marriages.

Gotta love Vegas TV news

In producing the live-action remakes, Disney has forgotten to employ the limits of the medium. It’s similar to if someone tries to reproduce a high-quality fine art picture on regular copy paper. Yea, it’s there, but you are missing the soul of the original without the texture of the canvas and the motion of the brush…

There was a 7-11 across the street from the high school I attended freshman year. I swear the entire back wall was Slurpee machines with every flavor imaginable. 

Is there a way to set up two step authentication on my wife’s Amazon account?

Don’t forget when HR adds 5 years experience required in a system that’s only been on market for two.

Question: Should congressional representation be determined by population or by citizen population?

This has been my reality since ‘14. My immediate supervisor was also the local city mayor. After he was elected, a lot of his workload fell on me. I had to work more efficiently to get it all done. It took 8 weeks to catch up after I took a week-long vacation during that time.

I’ve always worn a button down shirt in conservative colors with kakis or slacks at my current job that specifies “casual business” in the handbook. Customers mistake me for the guy in charge fairly frequently because the site GM dresses below this standard.

How is ROTJ not horny? This is arguably the horniest of the series with Jabba’s repeated #meetoo moments. Did we forget Slave Leia and the twi’lek dancer?

Finally made it to McD’s last night. My sarcastic teen wondered aloud “Do you think the international menu outside the USA is just all the normal stuff with twice the salt?”

You can’t absolve the job poster from the sin of vague descriptions lacking appropriate guidance on the expected experience level and compensation. They are getting mis-matched applications because they do not clearly communicate required skills. I’ve had two job offers in the last six months since completing an…

So we’re still not getting Starcraft:Ghost?

And guess what? Not all toilets in Japan have microprocessors. Don’t believe everything you read on the interwebs.

My DirecTV Now service ends in 3 days. Since canceling, I’ve received offers for $5 off for 3 months, $10 off for 3 months, and finally $10 off for 6 months. I’m not taking them due to some shifting financial priorities, but they still seem anxious to keep me in the subscription.

It’s not that that dollar won’t be spent, it’s more about how many times that dollar is spent. Stadiums and similar projects encourage cash flow. So instead of Stan buying something from Bob; you have Stan buying something from Susan, who buys something from Alice, who buys something from Carlos, who buys something…

Don’t forget repairs and maintenance. Last fall, we found a slow drip under a sink. We know it was less than a month old, but insurance refused to pay for repairs of about $3k. A few weeks ago, we found out the water pressure regulator failed – likely what led to the aforementioned leak. That’s another $300 to repair…

If you don’t want to pay extra for the infant dropper, It’s very likely you can get a dosage syringe from the pharmacy counter that works just as well.