I went downhill skiing twice. I felt like I was about to die both times.

See, this is why one does not actually SKI. One gets dressed up in the cute ski gear and hangs out at the bar in the lodge, drinking.

Happy New Year to magnificent Sheela! Where are your ears Sheela???

Honestly, it sounds like it’s whimpering “Help me” and begging for the sweet release of death.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Hooraaaaaay beautiful Sheela and her longness! I’ve missed her!

I cheated and used a mix. I burned the sugar a little. Overall it turned out.

Ugh I’m currently eating a Christmas Eve dinner at a very fancy restaurant, and the delicious food is being spoiled by ranting about Muslim refugees. This is why I prefer to cook and hold holiday meals at home! There’s more opportunities to excuse yourself in that setting than at a restaurant!

My dog is gonna get wild tomorrow.

I made creme brûlée. I’ll report back how they turned out.

Trump should get Nickelback to play his inauguration. I bet they’d actually do it, unlike pretty much everyone else they’ve asked.

Playing a Nickleback song is bullying.

I know, right? I’m still hearing that poor lady crying about holding the cans! I did not expect this show to suck me in so much!

Omg yes. I hope it causes a mass exodus of scientologists and/or a wave of tell-alls.

I have and she is a badass for doing this show. I hope it at least causes their tax-exempt status to be revoked due to their illegal child labor practices.

I’m weirdly fascinated by Scientology, so I’ve been loving it. This last one was quite a gut punch, though. :/

Have y’all been watching Leah Remini on A&E? I’m watching the most recent episode right now. It’s so good.

Craft thread!

We need to make a parody video of this PSA but it’s a series of shots of people being outraged about Trumps latest tweets and at the end it’s “While you were busy paying attention to the latest twitter outrage, Trump was in the background getting away with shady shit” and you see him in the background shredding his…