Craft thread!

I’m a lawyer and you couldn’t pay me to represent myself. Its a fool’s game.

he just wants a soapbox

The “fool for a client” thing only really applies when you assume the defendant’s goal is to be acquitted or to get an advantageous plea deal. Roof isn’t going to see the light of day ever again without handcuffs and he knows that; he just wants a soapbox before he gets warehoused in a concrete box for the rest of his…

You and me both. I skipped her book originally on my book tour of Scientology until someone here recommended it, and I’m hooked. She has zero fucks to give and I love it.

they do not have to follow the “ law”.?

Can you blame them? The flag in the courtroom has the wrong fringe! The Articles of Confederation were never revoked! Something something the UCC!

Who decides to represent themselves in a triple homicide citing they do not have to follow the “ law”.?

I have to deal with sovereign citizens thanks to me working for the federal court and they are the worst. The things they file are the most bizarre, off the wall things and so contradictory to their belief system.

I usually throw up at the mere thought of tequila. Also jager.

Thank you for asking. I have a 11/8 poop story that is the equivalent of 9/11 “the sky was so blue that day.” I woke up at 4:40 am, drank a cup of tea and ate a bowl of Raisin Bran. I was hoping to poop prior to leaving for the polls at approximately 5:40 but did not feel optimistic as it was so damn early. I thought…

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Oooh luck! I stopped dyeing my hair a few years ago and have a pretty nice white streak in front like Rogue from x-men. Lotta pure white hairs, and I’m only turning 29 next month.

Don’t reply to me with prison rape jokes.

I’m allergic to the dumbest shit on earth. I would like to have like a normal peanut allergy like a normal person but no I’m allergic to my tattoos and basically any cardio exercise even if it’s just a brisk walk across a parking lot. I literally buy Zyrtec in bulk. Luckily it’s well controlled as long as I remember…

I love this story so much. <3

Last night I asked my husband if I could please just get and stay drunk until the 9th. He said no. Something about our 8 year old homeschooler not being old enough to take care of herself yet, or something. I think he’s just being a spoilsport.