What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

I had an aunt who died young, leaving three young sons, and they grew up to be amazing, sweet and lovely men. We didn’t see them often, maybe once every few years, so when the youngest got married my sister loaded my parents, me, and my two kids into her minivan and we went to the wedding on a beautiful spring day. We…

Innocuous fact: My grandma kept a baggie full of drinking straws, napkins and supermarket produce bags in the glovebox of my grandpa’s Oldsmobile for kiddo soda drinking occasions and such (bag was for trash, natch).

I promise you that any hospital has about ten thousand better things to do on Halloween night than give every kid’s candy bag a dose of radiation. Urban myth, yes.

Oddly enough, 1969.

Man, it all makes sense now! I used my birth year as part of my online handle for years, and I never knew why everyone was either laughing or hitting on me until now! The things you learn on here, I tell you, never ceases to amaze. Sex number. Well I’ll be danged! 

Sounds like some of you people needed a dog growing up. They always have your back when it comes to eating-related misdeeds.

I don’t know if this fits, but my grandmother implicated me in her lie. She smoked Cool Menthols. Horrible terrible gross cigarettes. Back when I smoked, I was a Marlboro guy, but I had quite for years.

Back in 1971 when I was in 8th grade, I told my parents I was going to an Alice Cooper concert with a friend. When queried about the artist, I responded that “Alice did mellow folk music, like Judy Collins.” The next day, there on the front page of the Houston Post, was a pic of Alice in full makeup, shirtless,…

“Yes mom, I swear I ate my whole lunch!”

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.…

Ha, oh god, I’ve been caught so may times when I was younger.

That version of Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me was so sexless I think my hymen regrew...

I have a “tilted uterus. To the back.” Which sounds harmless, until it comes time for labour and delivery. Then it is most certainly NOT!!!

My doc offered to make me a video of my colonoscopy if I wanted. While I was interested in a scientific sense, it wasn’t enough to make me want to literally see up my own ass.

Exactly. Her party created Trump, whether she wants to admit it or not. Pence is no prize, he’s just better behaved in public.

Manor House was such STELLAR television! Especially the dad, that pompous, self-important asshat - loved to hate-watch the guy. Oh, and the super embarrassing “Colonial dinner” they had with the Bollywood dancers, where everyone felt so obviously uncomfortable. Except, of course, the douchebag dad. The butler was such…

So there are some memes being circulated that state: “GOP stands for grab our pussies”