I’m sorry for all the things you’re going through.

Hey man, don’t knock Uggs until you’ve tried them. I know we’re all supposed to hate them but when winter comes mine are out of the box keeping my feet toasty. And the ones you have your eye on aren’t ugly! Go for it!

I’m not proud of this, but there’s pretty much no situation in which the answer to “would you fuck Jaimie from Outlander under ___ circumstances” would be no for me. He is soooo effing hot.

Jamie Fraser in a crawl space ...I’d just pretend we were in his cave. Hot.

I used to date a doctor - and not just a doctor, but an otorhinolaryngologist - who had a mattress on the floor in his townhouse. He kept his clothes in neatly folded piles on the floor. But what the heck, he took me to restaurants where almost everything was served flaming, and he only wanted to perform oral sex…

Were you and her close-knit?

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

Blue and black skirt, third photo down the article, far right, I want you. (I will take a somewhat close impersonation, as that will be what I can afford.)

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

While I do agree with the Sears attachment parenting philosophy, on the anti-vaccine front, the Sears are more full of shit than a too small diaper after a jar full of prunes.

Brits new lawyer.

Look, it’s a trumpbacked whale

Yep, it’s definitely a sign.

Once I saw a cloud that looked like a labrador retriever. I can now safely say, I suppose, that my parents’ one-year-old yellow lab should be POTUS. Thanks, Lord: naps, treats, and belly rubs for everyone!

Actually, I think that verse can be found in Two Corinthians, soon to be made into a Trump-verified feature film, entitled 2 Corinthians 2 Furious.

“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.