I need a binge watching recommendation, please? I have Netflix and Amazon Prime.

PILE THEM ALL ON MY LAP.

Baby Juniper went to daycare every day last week and had a great time. I go back to work on Monday and now I'm a lot less nervous. :)

I’m trying to be gentle ... but I think you know the explanation. His wife caught him in yet another web of lies, and he’s freaked out about destroying his marriage. Even though he already did. His wife probably banned him from talking with you or texting you. (Please, please, please do not reach out to his wife…

Sorry but it’s the first thing I thought of.

Awwww! Love! Can you put a little derby on her?

Very very beautiful, that is going to be a lot of gorgeous dog!

AAWWWWW

Her conformation is just gorgeous. And that coat! Lovely.

We are so sick of these dumb people. Also the tourists who get off the cruise ship and decide it’s fine to just walk up the side of a glacier with no gear. This is not a theme park, you will not be fine.

Oh man, this costume is so expensive, but think of all the use you could get out of it... Is this a legitimate reason to dip into my savings??

“Various cell phone footage shows the cow running—almost skipping—in the streets.”

The great thing about Dolly is that she’s entirely in on the joke about her chosen persona. She’s spent her career making big-boob/blond-wig jokes about herself. If anyone here were to come up with a new funny Dolly big boob joke that no one had thought of, I have no doubt that she’d be the first to shout a…

I have been to Mt. Rushmore. I was unimpressed. If they included Dolly, though, I would be willing to go again.

She is the best of all of us. They need to clear some space on Mt. Rushmore.

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

But we all have that crazy relative who even after someone posts the Snopes article about it will be all “well you know, they are not always right there”

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

Well, yeah. So was my birth, and that of my parents and my grandparents. I assume similar for Sushismama. Short of a time machine (if you have one, do share) about all I can do for him now is recognize that he was human, it was horrible, cry, and then deal with what it means for today and what can be done today. That…

I watched this for 15 seconds and had to turn it off. No. Make it stop.