It would have been creepy if you wore it and your boyfriend liked it. I had to change perfumes once (Beautiful) because he said I smelled like his mom.

I could live in maxi dresses. Team maxi dress forever.

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

Great, let me listen to Stacey London. From what I’ve seen of her work with women in their 30s-40s, I should ditch the maxi dress on a hot weekend summer day and instead wear some insipid matchy-matchy ensemble that makes me look like I’m going to an all-female business casual office (brightly colored capris, a flowy…

Yeah! What the hell!

I don't know. Is it supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, perhaps? Because it reads like a bunch of shitty, body-shaming snark.

Does it feel to you like this is exactly the sort of article Jezebel used to tear apart?

Working the El Crab Catcher on Kaanapali beach on Maui. A polite and (I’m pretty sure) unintoxicated couple is having lunch. I have to add the beach view is great, the ocean, the sand...

“We had only just pulled the goalie and it happened right away.”

My brother was the result of an unplanned pregnancy. My mom was pretty upfront about it, but in a kind way. That still didn’t stop me as a kid from tormenting my brother over it.

The first time I got pregnant we were so excited, and so happy and so just delirious. We talked about it constantly. We had only just pulled the goalie and it happened right away. Amazing! I miscarried at 9 weeks.

Beatrice Small died on the 24th. A major loss for the romance community and women authors. She was a legend.

"And here is our garden."

husbeast! i'm going to use that in the future, i hope you don't mind.

Not to be a nitpicky dick but Lot's wife turned to salt, not stone.

10 years of ballet, 5 of tap and 3 of jazz and after watching this I'm left wondering why I wasted so much of my parents money. I can dance toe point, but that makes me feel like I may as well continue to sit here and watch Buffy.

...you mean like meerkats?

It's like the Duggars with a chip on their shoulders.

Every person I know who watches this show has reported having super freaky clown nightmares last night.

I loved the first episode. But I had a nightmare about that damn clown last night. I'm not even afraid of clowns but that guy wigs me out.