You mean 'Battleship Pug-temkin?'

if you're at all fat, you might start thinking that's the problem. But nope, losing weight didn't make my jeans longer. I literally thought being fat was part of the prprblem that my jeans were too short and if my legs were slimmer they'd hang longer. Imagine how crazy it could have made me if the fit issue was…

I kind of love that lady.

Darling - what do you have against punctuation?

I saw this live and it was AMAZING. They did a fantastic job staging it and hearing the score with a full orchestra and chorus was incredible - particularly for me, since the other time I saw Sweeney Todd was in the incredibly stripped down production with Michael Cerveris and Patti Lupone where the cast played their…

When I first read about this, that was the first thing that occurred to me. But then the second was last year's "fat girl" clips from the reigning queen, and I remembered that the only thing Miss America can't be is slutty. Mean is totally fine, though.

If ABC had reached out, they would have known that since the story ran, we've learned more, and that things are still developing on our end. It would have been a tougher interview.

Post-partum poop gave the birth itself a run for the money. This is coming from someone who had a 4th degree episiotomy, hemorrhage and baby with the cord double wrapped and knotted around her neck. Pooping with a reconstructed vag and butthole after several days on percocet is not the most awesome thing at all. I…

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

I don't know if this is a horror story, but it's definitely the most embarrassing part.

So first: I don't think labor was a nightmare. I had a natural birth at a freestanding birth center. I did hypnosis. I had a doula who did all kinds of weird shit to get me through. I got to labor in a jacuzzi. It worked for me and…

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

I moved to the USA in 2001, right when this thing went out. I basically only know Mountain Dew, and now that it's back I'm in Brazil and won't be able to taste it. Anyways, just look at the amazon page for the product and in the Q&A section, it has some gems, like:

Priest collars. Don't judge me. The Thornbirds was really seminal (heh) in my life.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to:

The coach was suspended for just a week?! I got suspended for a week in high school for writing "Laura is a whorebag" on a picnic table!

Completely agreed. Nobody expects this kind of thing, so blaming herself for that is just going to pile on more pain.

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.