I just imagine she's thinking, "Hey, Y'all"! over and over and over...

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

You think THAT's crazy?! (It's pretty crazy.)

Birds, mostly poultry, hate me. I have been attacked on sight on more then one occasion.

Eloped many years ago. Best money I never spent. Twenty five years later, we gave our daughter a wedding that managed to be both lavish and restrained. She and her husband loved it and were grateful, but we could have given them a great day on a quarter of the money. No girl NEEDS a $4,000 dress in order to make a…

i got engaged on wednesday! i have no idea where to start. i really just want a justice of the peace wedding, small party afterwards with family & friends, and save money to go on a kick ass honeymoon. anyone else have a small, on the cheap type wedding?

This is a better comparison. The side angle brow furrowed doesn't really portray them well.

Watching how casually they were standing there while the other cop did this unbelievably symbolic violence to that woman is almost the most disturbing part.

Thank you, I hate when police officers commit crimes while on duty; and the only punishment is losing their jobs instead of being prosecuted by the court.

Fired. Good. How about going to jail for assault?

Pfft. No oracle animal will ever be as awesome as Paul the Octopus.

I miss the octopus who knew would would win the World Cup. RIP, Octopus.

I was never a Nan fan so last night was AWESOME for me. Loved it.

Stevie Nicks will always be the Head Witch In Charge.

Myrtle is the baddest witch of the week. God I love her.

Another fun thing- that hill behind the sign used to have a rickety winding staircase coming down- we would brave that bitch in -40 to go to the freaking FROZEN YOGURT SHOP in the lil mini mall across the street.

I swear people in Fairbanks wear SHORTS when it gets to -20. They celebrate cause it's not -50 or -60.

I cannot comprehend that kind of cold. It went all the way down to 8 here (Oregon) and it felt like some kind of deathcold apocalypse.

I live in Miami. What is this...-40 below you speak of? I've read the article and I still can not comprehend what you mean.