and it would be organic, free-trade coffee

and a raw, vegan version of the cookies.

True SF entrepreneurs would have offered a gluten-free option.

In the movie Jurassic Park there was a scene where they brought dinosaurs back to life.

God bless them. I wish I had that much spunk.

I was in Camp Fire when I was a kid, and my parents had a rule that the only way their coworkers and friend would buy candy from me was if I sold it to them myself. They said it was my candy to sell, not theirs. I also spent quite a few weekends pulling a wagon of candy behind me and walking house-to-house in my…

Yikes, 10 1/2 lbs? Your vagina deserved that hiatus. Because of some other surgeries I've had, I can't give vaginal birth (I have a jpouch—my colon was removed and my small intestine attached to my rectal cuff, so I don't have all the muscles most people do, so if I tore it'd just be 'continence sure was fun,…

I married one, we have a beautiful baby girl with her daddy's hair.

These videos always cause my dog to have have major meltdowns. She's currently racing from window to window, trying to figure out who's daring enough to get that close to her house. She'll pause long enough to do the head tilt thing at the really high pitched ones, then it's back to her investigation...

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

Whatever, dickbags! Hot pink tinsel tree with hot pink lights that even have pink cords! YES!

But we can all agree that tinsel is the worst!

Ironically you, above all others here, have nailed the exact reason why people who are serious about tree decorating prefer white lights. Colored lights are fine if what you have is a mish mash of random and homemade ornaments, but when you've gone out of your way to buy numerous sets of beautiful coordinating…

Burt, you're in Austin — you need to go to Luby's. Ironically or otherwise, your choice...

As far as the Tompkins Square Dog Halloween Parade goes, Gracie the Glamour Pug will always be my perennial favorite.

Fuck this article and it's casual attitude toward unplanned pregnancy.

I don't even need to react to this, I'll just grab some popcorn and a seat to sit back and watch the comments section explode.

If you needed an accident to sort out your life that is quite problematic. I reproduced does not equal I'm an 'adult'.

One of the many (many, many, many) wonderful things about my new puppy Buster: He does not eat turds. The woman at the pound even warned me, "I've never seen a dog that lived with cats that didn't eat out of the litter box," but he is completely uninterested. This makes me very happy, because ew ew ew.

...he kinda looks like he's trying to scare them away...