Oh great- it'll be like 2008 when I had to show my ID to get to my house- FML
The next time someone pisses me off my wish will be
Dolly is a national treasure.
Reading your comment, it could have been me writing it. Same thing, bright capable young woman fallen down the spiral of heroin addiction. We worry about our daughter daily, but are pretty hopeless about getting her help. She's stolen my car and numerous other items. It's heart breaking.
Buzzfeed has a long form story and I just sat there and cried.
I work in a jail and we have had plenty of Officers perform a full range of duties while pregnant.
So we’ve always been upfront about our first daughter being a surprise. She’s pretty smart and did the math - mom and dads wedding anniversary September 13- her born the following January. She’s quite proud to brag to her siblings that she was at mom and dads wedding- even now that she’s 26!
This was my first outing after having my second child. It was less than a week after he was born and I swear this kid had zero need for sleep. To make matters worse, his 3 yr old sister who had previously been an angel child had turned into a demon the day he was born. We only had one car, so I drop my husband off at…
I work in a jail. If it happens and I'm on shift im staying there. Totally fortified with 30 days worth of food. Release all the non dangerous prisoners and sit tight. If that gets fubared, steal one of the prison vans filled with food and book it for our cabin in bush Alaska about 80 miles away. That place is…
oh no! I hadn't heard about her passing. Good news on the last book, but I'll be bummed I can't get my new Bertrice every year or so. I have all of her books and retread them all the time.
Ed Marinaro rubbed my 6 month pregnant belly in Palm Springs and told me I was having a big boy- it was 1985 so of course exciting at the time. I had a 9.5 lb boy who grew to 6'4 and he did play football.
It's eternally annoying to me that the husbeast can lose 5 lbs to my 1 every time we try to diet together.
the only appropriate time to be gluing crystals on your face is when you are performing burlesque- like me.
and up here in lil ole WASILLA Alaska, we have no snow. My neighbor had his leaf blower out the other day.
Tootie has a raptor costume this year- a lil change up from last years Darth Tootie.
So many stories...............
Everyone knows the Palins travel in packs, at least 3 together at all times.
it' s always been common knowledge in Wasilla - where I live- that if the Palins show up at your party things will get interesting if not violent.