major PREA violation.

I knew she had that mean girl face- we wanted Miss Virginia to win. Besides, Miss V s dress was so much nicer.

My favorite show! Must go!

Ha! Perfect timing, the child in question turns 20 today, my baby boy. So had a wretched pregnancy with the boy. The girl was a breeze easy delivery, fantastic baby, I thought I had childbirth and baby time thing down!

I wear no skits in jail.

IA here- we interrogate CO's- my partner is a huge man with a bald head and a permanent scowl on his face. I am female and look somewhat like a kindly mom. We switch roles, he's soft spoken stays seated and generally throws people off. I am usually the more aggressive one. It's a mind fuck people. And rather…

it was very sweet and was a dark purple not black. I mostly just remember that it was delicious.

It was delicious and didn't taste squidy at all.

I had squid ink cheesecake once that was awesome.

so many things I can't order as I'm not Continental United States- Alaska- oh so sad right now.

we were on our sailboat in Prince Willaim Sound, out of Valdez Alaska. Beautiful perfect day. A particular pod of orcas came around called the AB pod. They were distinctive as one of the whales has a very sharply bent dorsal fin. The water was so clear I could see them way down in it, we'll with the depth and stuff it…

the Mr is a very hairy dude- his is soft and cuddly, seriously. He doesn't get sweaty but seems to maintain a nice even temperature. He bought himself a man grooming tool once when we were going to Florida, it was awful. Our gay friends call him the fit teddy bear.

working in a restaurant at 17- was walking out the OUT door with a pot of scalding coffee straight from the massive boiling hot coffee dispenser when an idiot co worker barreled IN THE OUT DOOR. My entire chest was covered with scalding boiling coffee. Manager gave me a new uniform and I kept working being young and…

I hide messages in the jails weekly pass on - always addressed to "Ducett" Ducett was a former CO who was always screwing things up. I'll put the scolding in odd places, it gets the staff the read them cause they love the Ducett messages. I've also taken to hiding a word in the pass ons with wacky capitols, no yet has…

Got mine on the first day of the swimming section of gym class. My mom wrote me a note, but the worst part was sitting on the chairs with the other "period shame girls" and overhearing the one male gym teacher ask why we don't use " insertables"

the bathroom off the VIP room at a Rod Stewart concert.

I have two insane co workers who go to Wendy's and get a QUAD burger. They bike to work everyday and are huge extreme mountain climbers, but WOW!

ahhhh my fathers people. This is why he felt so comfortable in Valdez AK. We used to enter and exit from the upper deck sliding glass door in winter. The front was too much snow. It was fun to belly flop off the upper deck into the snow too.

CUTEST. THING. EVAH.