@Drewskers: on the other hand, there are those who park like crap all the time, or as the article describes, place their own convenience above everyone else's.

no thanks. i cling with pride to my iq and do not wish to risk having my god-given sense of arrogant superiority compromised.

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: if the kid's 13 and hasn't already exposed himself (so to speak) to explicit brutal violence and sex, he's not as advanced as the parent thinks he is anyway.

@OgilvyTheAstronomer: go ahead and let him read. no mater how advanced, odds are he'll only really get a fraction. the derring-do will serve to draw him in for a second read at some point, when his brain is old enough to really grasp what's in front of him.

@ArmoredCow_Abides: must be blinded by the white-out all over their screen.

...you're just about as useless as webPs to helen keller... i dunno, i guess i could go either way.

@moonshadowkati: i like it. damn you.

@See you suckers later: high praise indeed for a bear qb.

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get one quick before ford slides back into a cycle of packing cars with cheapshit components to pad their margins.

@Mama Penguino: there's a dave chappelle bit about making assumptions based on appearances. i'm paraphrasing, but if you see someone dressed like a cop, you can make a reasonable assumption that it is, in fact, a cop.

@FrankN.Stein: i begrudge no one their stars, i neither want nor need that level of validation or responsibility for sites that i visit strictly for enjoyment. my complexes are more napoleonic in nature. besides, i simply refuse to press the shift key when i type.

will king be playing himself then? and will he enjoy playing himself as much as he enjoyed writing himself?

tempting the banhammer possibly, but where's the tag or widget that deconstructs the high-school-esque popularity clusterf**k that these stars can be?

slight humbug to both the article and a bunch of comments here.

@Rick Lyon: perhaps more words could have been added for clarity, but it doesn't say that $25 is what was paid in total. just that they were given $25 for the "use their own cars" element.

i got suspended from school for 3 days back in third grade, and as "punishment", my dad instructed me to read 'i, robot'. i didn't, and just described the summarization from the dust jacket when he asked. no way was i gonna read that boring crap.

good news, everyone!

i don't get it. how is she the bitch in this equation? barber's the one who fucked up, all she did was get born with blonde hair.

@vinod1978: was it the scripted response skills that earned that star?