It's a bribe so next year it's a guarantee he'll at least get a high five from Butler

So, Midtown Houston?

Number of people going to get a car from them :0

and dropping lol :]

I do. I'm a lucky man. And Jalopists are always welcome at Classic Car Club.

K.I.S.S.

Dammit. I can't remember saying this ever before and it sounds crazy, but there are too many good cars coming out. Cayman GT4, Focus RS, AMG GT, Charger Hellcat, BMW M2, etc, etc.

Not how WOULD we..... How DID we.... @CCCManhattan

Simple and not too shouty. That being said, I'd rather have a GTS.

Sure, just a 917 LMK.

OK, let us both know then.

5. Time.

Based on the damage done to the car, I'm going to say he dodged a bullet and is lucky her rage wasn't turned on him (they'd probably never find his body or any piece of it). There's a surgical precision to this destruction. Busting the taillights wasn't enough, she pulled the entire LED assembly and lattice out of…

"But wait" you say! "Porsche just launched the Cayman GT4 which is more powerful than the base Carrera." Yes they did, but the 3.8 L motor in the GT4 is detuned from the Carrera S, andit only comes with a manual, which makes it slower than most 911s

^strangely appropriate alternate headline

Well I hope this fucking psychopath ends up in jail for a very long time. This is insane.

Phew [wipes sweat from brow]. Not the gated shifter, that would've been a shame to lose

67% of the time, percentage estimations are correct, every time

Unlimited budget? 997 GT3 RS 4.0. Forever. Period.