Nope. Cokeheads make more sense.

Wait a second -- WHO IS HANDING OUT CORGIS?!?!?!

RIP, Arnie.

“He was out!”

If those Trojan players had any sense of shame, they’d all agree to take a huge pay cut.

.... thereby proving Trump was right about him.

You forgot Flutie and Testaverde.

Does.... does this mean that anything is no longer possible?

That is a violent slur against Basset Hounds, and I will not tolerate it.

This comment would have been perfect if you had cracked up over how funny you were 3/4 through it....

Dances With Tastelessness

Prediction: under Cherington, the Blue Jays will be very good, except when they’re terrible.

If he was, Goodell will suspend Tom Brady another 4 games.

No guts, no glory.

Agreed. Of all the games I’ve played in my life, Galaxies is the one that’s stayed with me.

Despite a tense stand-off, Michael Phelps was not permitted to dance just a little bit better.

“The NFL couldn’t see what any retarded chimp could have seen on the replay.”

“My dog used to eat Aleppo, but now he’ll only eat Calvin-Can.”

And he’s a fucking moron, too. Can we pith the motherfucker and be done with it? Please?

I demand a 10-month, $20m investigation into this. And suspension of Goodell for four years.