PISSGATE 2016

A great read, and a sad story.

My belief — completely unfounded, mind you — is that HG completely intended to make the game we were shown... on PC. When Sony stepped in with its scads of money, I’m sure a mandate was given, implicitly or explicitly, that the game would be a hardware selling tentpole for the PS4, and therefore had to be equal to or…

The real scandal will be when it turns out that Michael Phelps was robbed at gunpoint juuuuuust a little bit faster....

I’ll give you $20 if you just sucker punch him and drop him.

We’re only a month away, maybe two, from Rog suspending players under the conduct detrimental clause for refusing to mow his lawn.

Heyo!

I am addicted to weightlifting this Olympics. SOOOOOO much drama in that sport, and strategy, and the occasional grossly dislocated elbow (yikes). And it moves quickly, and doesn’t take a huge amount of time, and anyone can understand it.

Except they just aired it.

If only he had popped some of those “America” Budweisers and thrown them into the crowd.... it would have been perfect.

Hell to the yeah. Great sport to watch. Like water polo, except everyone is on land and jacked up on cocaine.*

Love child of Tyrion and Hodor?

The Mets tried to acquire him for Travis D’Arnaud, but were rebuffed.

“This doesn’t offend me.”

Million dollar arm, two cent brain.

Those are TOTALLY not the lyrics to “Mmm Bop”, Rick.

R.U.A. Moron would be a great wrestling name.

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

So it goes.