“In the end, you’re just here so you don’t get fined.”

Hi Landon!

Also, there’s like a 95% chance that the starting 11 for Iceland are all related to each other somehow. Of course, that pretty much applies for most groups of 11 Icelandic natives....

Compared to the rest of ESPN, Simmons is cool and edgy.

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Sounds like it’s time for the NFL to make something up about the Patriots or Saints again....

Just Kidding, Y’all: Really, I Regularly Do Blow Off Of Hookers I’ve Just Fucked

To nitpick: The Intellivision and the Aquarius were two separate things. The Intellivision was... well, the Intellivision (long may it reign). The Aquarius was more or less a VIC-20 knockoff from the same company that manufactured the Intellivision console for Mattel. It wasn’t branded with the Intellivision name at…

Rob Manfried does not often drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis, and maybe Molson.

I haven’t been watching closely, but it does look like the “elite” European teams — teams that legitimately have Champions League aspirations — have taken Europa League matches more seriously this year, and have fielded stronger squads. In the past, if someone like ManU had an off year and only qualified for the…

Ironically, I DON’T see them as a top 4 team next year if they beat Sevilla and get the CL berth. Even assuming Jurgen brings some good talent in, I don’t see them having the kind of squad depth to sustain a top-4 EPL campaign while still playing in Europe. Of course, as a fan, I hope I’m woefully wrong....

“That’s a turrible hire. Just turrible.”

Also, “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” was set to the tune of “I Keep Forgettin’” by Michael McDonald.

Many chicken parms were pounded to obtain this information.....

I guess he’s tired of working in PR....

“I was there for this!!!!”

Always bears mentioning: It was a pretty good game, and if you can find it cheap, it’s worth trying.

His bank account is going pretty right.

“I liked that scene where Ironing Man and Whore and the other Revengers went for some schwarber after beating the aliens.”

The Sixers just signed Endless Turgid Slog to a 14-day contract.