“Drake, what did you learn by coming to the clubhouse every day last season?”

Serious question: how do you pronounce that? Because it kind of seems like the proper pronunciation should be “rut-[sound of choking on a peanut]”....

I think he named his meat company after his skills at first base.

“I love it when the winners dump genocide on their coach at the Souter Bowl!”

- Emmett Smith

Touche....

He’s not big on school.

Actually, reading that article... he sounds like the most tolerable Fundie I’ve ever known/heard about.

That’s very possible... but he (or the union) could still file a grievance in that case saying that he was constructively fired and is entitled to whatever comp he’d get if he had been released normally. In theory.

I’m going to reserve my judgment on your suggestion until a sportswriter has written an angry column criticizing Bryce Harper for having an opinion on it.

I think Sale is legitimately aggrieved by this... but #1 wouldn’t be a bad silver lining if it happened.

There are, but it’s not as if the team can call the cops and tell them to arrest a player because he’s violating the terms of his contract by riding a dirt bike or cliff diving or such. It’s just grounds for the team to recoup some or all of the salary/bonus owed the player, as a breach of a material term of the…

I’m not a monster, sir! Just a terrible, terrible human being.

He is okay, and was back on the bench for the second half (which was before I posted this). Team said it was dehydration.

+1 no means yes

“You’re bringing the Devil unto us by attending boy-girl touching dances!”

He left his heart pills in San Francisco.

Allrightallrightallright....

“I’d rather spend more time with my son than get cut in two weeks when I hit .172 with a .344 OPS in spring training.”

That’s clear.

So that’s what Rick Moranis has been up to!